Drug Store Douchebags

Today I passed up a CVS on my way home with the intent of stopping at my local Rite Aid for some Suphedrine to ease the symptoms of my cold. As the Suphedrine is not stocked on the shelves, I removed one of the cards from the shelf and proceeded to the pharmacy counter with the hopes of making a purchase. I walked up to the counter with no one in line in front of me. The three pharmacists were working away diligently. In fact, they were apparently so focused on their tasks that they were unable to even acknowledge my existence as I stood there for over five minutes.

After all that time no one was even able to utter a simple "One moment, sir." Obviously they have plenty of business and are in no need of taking any money from me. I would like to thank the workers at Rite Aid #4703 for so subtly letting me know that their store makes too much money. In these tough economic times it is important that we spend our money at those businesses where the workers are under utilized and have time to pay attention to customers.

Maybe the people at CVS, Walgreens, Target, K-Mart, Walmart, or my local grocery store, (boy, there are a lot of pharmacies, aren't there?) will have time to sell me a small box of medication.